John Zorn 

Jewish New York based musician who used to make good music, then started to make tepid Jewish music (because 'it is his faith').
Met up with funk metal singer Mike Patton, and the rest went downhill from there.

John Zorn was better with Eye that Patton

John Zorn by smiek November 3, 2006

John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.

Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.

John Kerrys by lordacro April 25, 2006

John Daly 

A drink made by Arizona tea that is half iced tea, half mango. Tastes great, is a spinoff of the Arnold Palmer.

john daly

John Daly by ghettoburger August 17, 2010

John F. Kerry 

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

John F. Kerry by Pat May 13, 2005

John Chow'ed 

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

John Chow'ed by Imgtags June 15, 2008

John Fondoms 

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).

"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

John Fondoms by Greg Pinney(drummerJOHNFONDA) December 23, 2009

John Ceena 

1. A fucking steroid-fed badass who is great at RKOs
2. A bold catch move
3. A complete asshole who was too lazy to work out so he had steroids for breakfast.

1. "Woohhh that guy is such a John Ceena"
2. Did you see the John Ceena that this guy did on that asshole ? God that was good.
3. U little John Ceena

John Ceena by Monday ripper May 2, 2016