liquid horsepower

it’s skids.

it’s skidding in rain

it’s fucking therapeutic.

love some liquid horsepower after work

some shit like that.

liquid horsepower by iwishmumswallowedme. February 5, 2021

Hannah Horsey 

The act of putting a lemon or similar sour object into an attractive girl’s mouth, then ramming your dick in her ass while grabbing onto her pony tail. You ride this sexy convulsing beast as if it were a bucking bronco in a rodeo.

Hey dude watch how that girl over there twitches every time she eats a Sour Patch Kid, I’m dying to Hannah Horsey her.

Hannah Horsey by Scatteredsmothered April 15, 2022

Dirty Horseshoe 

When a male inserts both his pointer finger and pinky finger into a females anus, then takes the pointer finger and inserts it into the females vagina while neighing to mimic a horse.

“Hey did you hear what Frank did last night” “Yeah he gave a hooker a dirty horseshoe”

Dirty Horseshoe by bham69420 December 26, 2022

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.

Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed

Utah Horseback by Rionox January 24, 2023

Reverse Horseshoes 

Reverse Horseshoes is a BDSM sex game played by at least 12 people that was first formed in early 2022 on Tiktok. It is played like the popular European sport Rugby. It involves the dominant person to be played as the ball while the other teammates split into two teams, one with 5 people and the other with 6 people. The team with 5 people gets to go first and they try to score a goal. The game is often played in the master's sex dungeon.

Me and my homies love to play Reverse Horseshoes after a long day at work

Reverse Horseshoes by ShawnJohn115 February 2, 2023

riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.

Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*

riding my horsey by Demascuslol March 23, 2011

phone your horses 

To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.

ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"

ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle

phone your horses by dreddy May 1, 2014