Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014

People porridge

Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.

"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"

by janotto1210 April 1, 2020

Junkyard People

Typically white trash who smoke pall mall reds unfiltered and drink any type of ice beer. Live off of the government and usually have a warrant. Consider McDonald’s going out to eat and the women are usually fucking huge. Catch them at any trailer park and any given weekends are spent at Walmart in the sporting good section. Can’t drive and have no consideration for others. Kids do not do well in school and chew cope.

Friend: What the hell are those idiots doing?

Me: Their junkyard people what do you expect?

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Peopling

The conscious effort to connect with other humans practicing the art of being present, listening well, and communicating like a decent human- even when you'd rather ghost everyone and snuggle at home in sweatpants.

I scheduled two meetings, a lunch, and 5 sales calls. That's too much peopling today.

by Credit Kristi June 17, 2025

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

Why do people hate Ayn Rand?

Ummm... Isn't it obvious?

Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"

A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024