1) The only people who would give the defenitions of emology and emologist thumbs down, because they know its true and they're ashamed.
2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
1) emology: (n) The study of emotional music and the losers who listen to it.
9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down
2) Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down
2) Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
by Emologist February 8, 2005
Get the emo kidsmug. Emo began as a music style in the '90's, and has become associated with bands like My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy etc. It became a style that mostly (NOT ALWAYS) focuses on the vintage-look (retro brand names etc). Being emo myself, you're all gonna think 'OMG IT'S AN EMO, SHE'S, LIKE, GONNA BE, LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ MY LIFE SUCKS EMO'S RULE THEY'RE SO HARDCORE OMG LMAO' or something like that. (I'm not taking the mick out of anyone, I swear. Sorry if I offended someone.) I'm not depressed all the time, I'm not always writing dark poems about life, and I'm not anorexically skinny (I laugh about that).
Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?
Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.
The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.
Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.
I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.
Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?
Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.
The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.
Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.
I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.
Him: Everyone says I'm not emo because my hair isn't an emo hairstyle
Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh
*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling as emo music plays some place random in the background*
Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh
*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling as emo music plays some place random in the background*
by KerrytheKiwi December 11, 2008
Get the emo musicmug. A type of music that angsty teens listen to while they pretend to cut themselves.
Not hard enough to be called Punk but not bubble gum enough to be called pop. Imagine if Punk, Pop, and a little bit Goth got together and had a child. Emo is what you would get every time because it takes a little bit of everything.
Just take one band and switch the names around and you basically have every emo band imaginable. The same whiny sounding lead singer, the same sounding guitar solos, the same lyrics just in a different order.
Not hard enough to be called Punk but not bubble gum enough to be called pop. Imagine if Punk, Pop, and a little bit Goth got together and had a child. Emo is what you would get every time because it takes a little bit of everything.
Just take one band and switch the names around and you basically have every emo band imaginable. The same whiny sounding lead singer, the same sounding guitar solos, the same lyrics just in a different order.
Those people who say that My Chemical Romance is emo don't know the physiological level there music is really on. Wow, those guys are so deep and bruting.
by MrBrightside919 April 29, 2008
Get the Emomug. an emo is sum one who is in touch with their emotions people think that all emos slit their rists but most dont
and the ones that show it off are doing it for a cry for help or are posers people who are emo because they think its cool a real emo is an emo because they are emo. real emos arnt all depressing or hate life they are ussualy all right people. emos ussualy dont admit to being emo but dont deniy it. they dont go to hot topic for all their clothes but dont deniy shoping their. they are rebelious ecause they belive about wat they are rebeling against. emos all hav their own fashion and dont care wat other people say. people who say thing like emos slit them self are sum chav or jock following the crowd and dont know an emo personaly.
and the ones that show it off are doing it for a cry for help or are posers people who are emo because they think its cool a real emo is an emo because they are emo. real emos arnt all depressing or hate life they are ussualy all right people. emos ussualy dont admit to being emo but dont deniy it. they dont go to hot topic for all their clothes but dont deniy shoping their. they are rebelious ecause they belive about wat they are rebeling against. emos all hav their own fashion and dont care wat other people say. people who say thing like emos slit them self are sum chav or jock following the crowd and dont know an emo personaly.
non emo kid: u slit your rists
emo kid: wat makes u think that
non emo kid: because u r emo
emo kid: shut the fuk up
non emo kid: shut up or i'll bang ya
emo kid: fuk u (then the non emo kid realises he is getting his head kicked in)
emo kid: wat makes u think that
non emo kid: because u r emo
emo kid: shut the fuk up
non emo kid: shut up or i'll bang ya
emo kid: fuk u (then the non emo kid realises he is getting his head kicked in)
by *dec* June 3, 2006
Get the emo kidmug. Jim: I'm Gonna Quit This Clan Because You Guys Are All Asses.
Jack: Damnit, Stop Being So E Emo Jim, Just Because 1 Person Hates You Doesnt Mean You Have To Quit.
Jack: Damnit, Stop Being So E Emo Jim, Just Because 1 Person Hates You Doesnt Mean You Have To Quit.
by DaReJa August 21, 2006
Get the E Emomug. First off, ignore what all the emo purists say. According to them, emo is hardcore punk with emotive lyrics, and according to them, any band that has long bangs on their hair covering the sides and back or their fans look like that and have lip rings, jeans or something "can't be emo". They also think all emo bands have short hair and look like a hardcore punk band. Even some bands they reject as emo sound like the bands they call emo. (Dashboard confessional sound like 90s emo alt rock; MCR used to sound 80s emo; senses fail sound old school; etc) Emo basically is shortened as emotional. But it usually derived from alternative and punk. Nowadays many bands are gonna sound post-hardcore, indie, alt rock, and stuff. Emos as persons like this music, and also they might express emotion. But emo kids started to come more in 2004 and then started having a hair fringe and hair covering their head (except the face, they don't have to), jeans, band shirts or sometimes lip rings and studded belts and stuff. Screamo, though as hardcore punk influenced but had screaming and was intense. Even screamo gets confused with metal or even certain "Core" genres. Only certain core bands are emo as long as they have roots tracing from like The Used, MCR, or Hawthorne Heights or silverstien or something
Real emo: Rites of Spring, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Embrace, The Hated, One Last Wish, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, American Football, Hawthorne Heights, Escape the Fate (mostly in the early days like with Ronnie), Blessthefall, Underoath, Cap'N Jazz, Drive Like Jehu, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eats World, Thursday, Orchid, Circle Takes the Square, Pg 99, City of Caterpillar, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Fire Party, Neil Perry, I Hate Myself, Eyes Set to Kill, Silverstien, Alesana, Brand New, Boys Like Girls, Funeral for a Friend, The Get-Up Kids, Plain White T's, etc.
NOT emo: Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Falling in Reverse, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Blink 182, KISS, Cannibal Corpse, AFI, Misfits, Make Me Famous, Arch Enemy, The Black Dahlia Murder, Whitechapel, Carnifex, Motionless in White, The Cure, WASP, Alice Cooper, Aiden, We Came As Romans, BMTH, Chelsea Grin, Suicide Silence, Killswitch Engage, BFMV, etc.
NOT emo: Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Falling in Reverse, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Blink 182, KISS, Cannibal Corpse, AFI, Misfits, Make Me Famous, Arch Enemy, The Black Dahlia Murder, Whitechapel, Carnifex, Motionless in White, The Cure, WASP, Alice Cooper, Aiden, We Came As Romans, BMTH, Chelsea Grin, Suicide Silence, Killswitch Engage, BFMV, etc.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 April 14, 2013
Get the Real emomug. Emo Music is the harsh sounding squeal of a high pitched faggoty dark colored attire wearing prick with long bangs that cover the face/eyes and that that doesnt bathe for days(usually accommodated by a wool or polyester scarf). Usually composed of a grand total of 3-5 chords played repetitively in different ways, these songs are "Messages to America's Youth" about how shitty well-off suburban lifestyle is. These songs usually contain lyrics such as "I shed tears of blood for you", "I hate my life", "I cut myself again", and my personal favorite "We're just kids".
Whoever writes Emo Music needs to go to Kenya and get his ball sack accessorized into a spare change pouch for the homeless.
by Dr. Rufus December 19, 2008
Get the Emo Musicmug.