Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 19, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
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Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.
When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.
by Slippery Wibbler November 09, 2017
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Immortal Boner

No.
Immortal Boner.

Just stop.
by JohnMaddenFootball August 03, 2014
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boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner
i heard that guy is boner busted
by christophorus August 04, 2011
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Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.
"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."
by addiisntracist May 27, 2023
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