This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.
Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

Barker kid A: yo we fucking destroyed Medina in that last game
Barker kid B: yea let’s post Medina k because they suck
Barker kid A: yea bro fuck Medina ong
Barker kid B: yea let’s post Medina k because they suck
Barker kid A: yea bro fuck Medina ong
by Ean Wagner 😉 November 3, 2021

by Emojiiiloverrr March 30, 2024

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.
Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020

That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.
by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
