Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mum

A insult to a person

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it

by The bot April 5, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

Ur daddy a trappy

An insult compared to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but to an even greater effect.

Mark:dude ur mom gay

Doug:oh yeah ur daddy a trappy
*Mark disintergrates into ash from harsh roast*

by gonzalo878 March 13, 2018