The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured
Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
by Gentleman Nemesis June 26, 2015
Get the act two bluesmug. Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.
Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.
Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.
by Trumped Up June 30, 2025
Get the Two Weeksmug. When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023
Get the Two Knuckle Shufflemug. Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
Get the Jonny Two Textsmug. A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
Get the Two-Bitmug. When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
Get the Texas Two-Waymug. Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
Get the two seat assmug.