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Trump Card

A first play on idiotic libtards, such as when Donald Trump would corner Joey B in the debates, Biden would then use his trusty Biden card to change the subject to something Kamala told him(that he also forgot), while Trump checkmates him first play using his infamous Trump card! It is considered to "Trump" all stupidity but only the most intelligent people such as Trump, Libertarians, and most Republicans know how to use it best!
"Hey bro! I heard someone talking about that terribly horrifying murder weapon the AR-15!" "So I just walk over and pull out my Trump card, all I say is how hands and feet murder more people than all firearms combined murder every year! And every country that has banned guns spiked in murders directly after!"

Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump. A dumbo, isn’t he? I think that clears it all up, don’t you?
Donald Trump is a big self centred dumbo
by Trinity87 March 21, 2021
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Donald Trump

The most underrated president. Often called racist because he is white.
Yo bob! I fucking hate Donald Trump. Why? Because he is racist. How is he racist? He's fucking white.
by Johnnybob March 26, 2021
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Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.
Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.

Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2022
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Donald Trump

America's last hope to fix Biden's America.
Guy #1: Bro, isn't is crazy how quickly America has gone to shit under the Biden administration with high gas prices,

school shootings, rampant inflation, food and baby formula shortages, increased food prices, and food factories

burning down?
Guy #2: Yeah, dude, we need Donald Trump back.
by ShadowtheHedgehog_ June 11, 2022
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Donald Trump

A very kind and very real man. He is as real as it gets and puts all the bullshit aside. He is one the greatest presidents the US has ever seen. He’s done so much and we need him back in office in 2024! He is often referred to as racist and sexist by uneducated liberals who hate their lives. Though this is not true, Donald still gives no fucks about what people think about him and I respect him for that.
Republican: hey that Donald Trump guy is so awesome, I love him.
Liberal: ew he is racist and sexist. I also don’t know what I’m talking about and I am irrelevant.
by Sexyguy6969_69 June 11, 2022
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Donald Trump

A pastey orange ass looking president whos so gay he makes james charels look straight
donald trump is a fukin idiot
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