by Conrad's Bad January 13, 2021

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.
1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021

"Hey dude, I have to use the bathroom to put on my titty restrainer."
"Aight dude, it's on the left."
"Aight dude, it's on the left."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

by Jimslomi April 23, 2019
