Penis Head

When a man has a buzzed hair cut, along with an extreme receding hairline which resembles a penis with two balls.

Did you see Grant's buzz?
Yeah, he's got a straight up penis head

by Paul McElwain December 9, 2007

cat penis

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

by bobLOL January 3, 2009

sikh penis

A Sikh penis is always uncircumcised, often with a tight foreskin and untrimmed pubes. The uncut foreskin and hair is supposed to give Sikh men more power.

Look, a big brown cock with a tight foreskin! I bet that cock is a Sikh penis.

by Singhboy November 1, 2013

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

by Frogboy November 7, 2007

whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

penis-fight

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009