John Paul Jones

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.

John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Long Johns

Silver Slim rolling papers, coming from:
Long Silvers Slims,
Long John Silver,
Long Johns
esp. for use with rolling a mixture of tobacco and marijuana

You got and Long Johns left? I really need a joint

by Cembin October 18, 2008

John Carney

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.

(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.

by d-Mack April 16, 2006

John Robin

A huge fucking asshole. The worst brother ever. Piece of shit.

Tim: Stop being such a John Robin!

by trspitfire93 February 20, 2019

John Clark

John Clark is a kind and hot guy. He is caring and a bit shy. He has blonde hair and green-blue eyes. He has all A’s and is on the football team. He loves Disney world and country music. His hobby is fishing, Everybody could use a John Clark in their life.

Wow, John Clark is so good at football!

by Amroniecal234 October 27, 2018

...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006