Your Mom's vagina

One Explorer. No Survivors..

dude who fucked your mom's vagina to get you here?

No clue man.....

by mystery man 5 March 13, 2011

Murray's Mom (on a bun)

A delicious submarine, torpedo, hero, or hoagie sandwich comprised of
1. A white bread bun
2. Crispy chicken fingers
3. Barbeque sauce
4. Provolone cheese
5. Mayonnaise

ima hop down to that sub shack and grab a murray's mom (on a bun)

by Chris Donis November 15, 2007

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

The thing that my other cousin says every 2 fucking seconds.

gets kill
MOM GET THE CAMERA!

by AarChan May 17, 2021

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

Your mom biggay

The best insult ever said. Worse than your mom gay lel, your granny tranny, etc.

Carl: Hey, guess what?
Big Smoke: What?
Carl: You're momst've the gayst've
Big Smoke: Oh yeah? Guess what?
Carl: What?
Big Smoke: Your mom BIGGAY

by Your mom biggay June 25, 2018

doin ya mom

a song made by fatty spins made by ray william jhonson this can also be used as an insult: see below

Def. 1 song:
person 1: (humming doin ya mom)
person 2: hey what are you listening to?
1: oh it's doin ya mom
2: cool!
Def 2. insult:
person 1: hey nerd!
person 2: yeah?
1: i was doin ya mom last night!
2: cool well i did your mom aswell
1: (devistated) wh- WHY

by Mr.Life September 16, 2021

soccer mom

These definitions are terrible. You are stereotyping a group of people that you know nothing about. How dare you say that a soccer mom has nothing better to do with her life? Today's children will be paying for your social security someday, at least we are contributing to the pot by raising educated, well-adjusted, productive members of society! And FYI, in today's world, most soccer moms actually work full-time in addition to raising our children. We just have to work a little harder than you folks who believe that sleeping in is the ultimate goal in life. It's sad that when I search the internet for "soccer mom" to find gifts to say thanks to the ladies that are helping me with my league, that I have to run across crap like this, better yet, let's call it what it is...shit...So there, soccer moms also cuss when the situation calls for it. We just have created happy lives for ourselves where we don't have to cuss very often. After all, shouldn't happiness be the ultimate goal in life. Keep trying to justify your sad existance. Most soccer moms won't take time to contradict you. We are to busy contributing to society.

I am a controller for a publicly traded corporation. I have 3 children, 2 of which are old enough for competitive soccer. My husband works full-time in the computerized manufacturing industry, as well as owning his own drafting company on the side. He coaches 3 soccer teams each season; one for each of our daughters. I am the president of the league and manage 750 kids per year. All this, in addition to our jobs and raising 3 kids. Yet my children are at the top of their classes at school, they are happy and well-adjusted, they have friends and a social network to help them survive their upcoming teen-age years. All this takes an EXTREME amount of sacrifice from everyone involved in our lives, but the children of America are worth it. And I have issues with anyone who says otherwise. Perhaps I am what a "real" soccer mom is.

by LoriAnn September 21, 2005