ahh man

When dissapointment takes you by surprise.

Upon finding a parking ticket "Ahh man, that shit faced cat cunt gave me a ticket"

by Sir Villhelm November 9, 2006

man dangle

The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.

Her eyes widened when she saw the bulge created by his man dangle.

by Occasus April 22, 2006

mans transaction

It's when a man forgets to pull out.

I did a "Mans Transaction" in to my wife this morning.

by Bjacked16 March 14, 2019

Pee Man

a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man

im so mad he just pissed on my couch what a pee man

by b-dawg189 July 31, 2006

Man Child

A Man Child is a fully-grown male that acts like a baby. A Man Child usually whines, complains, and thinks everything is unfair. Man Children in the workplace can be recognized as one who is always complaining about the rules and/or shows too much emotion ex. Crying.

"He was just crying at his desk, what a man child!"

by DeeFab430 July 29, 2009

man milking

When you get you friend's girlfriend to suck you up and lick your balls afterwards while she has man juice all over her face.

Damn dude,your girlfriend is pretty damn good at man milking.

by John Dong June 22, 2004

magic man

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis

Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.

by JRossi December 31, 2007