The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 02, 2021

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Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.

Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.

by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019

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parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller August 11, 2015

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Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 05, 2018

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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.

Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"

by Hym Iam February 03, 2025

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