captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024

Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys

Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn

by Gay earl October 20, 2021

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024

Ice Cream Sandwich

a sex position were to big brolic black guys fuck one skinny white guy.

"Requis ice cream sandwiched jerry"

by somedumbshitwhiteguy February 22, 2021

Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022