Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.

“these frosty tops walk so slow!”

by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022

top buns

bad at something; dumb; stupid; not smart

the food at the dinner was top buns!
the music played at the party was top buns..

by topbuns21 December 5, 2017

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

top park

A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.

Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

by Mahour November 20, 2018

Tip top

Very petty tik tokers!

Girl you are such a tip top!

by mycatdied December 20, 2020