wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass

"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."

by Niznet January 17, 2024

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019