Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.

Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.

by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-man

A two man is when two men usually friends have sex with girls together.(only 1 on 1 tho just together if that makes sense

Tim-yo bro wanna hit a two-man

Josh-I mean if there baddies

by semiiiu March 10, 2024

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018