Tits on a Tuesday

something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.

"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"

"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"

by Mr. Dr. Pf. Kevin June 17, 2012

wip a tit

The act of flashing one's breast.

Dude, did you see Janet Jackson wip a tit at the super bowl?

by jack mothalicka July 28, 2011

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 13, 2015

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010

Dump your tits

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

by terp23670 September 11, 2009