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Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒฎ
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Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
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A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
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Donโ€™t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up โ€œpornโ€ on the urban dictionary
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When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.
Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
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Bing. use the bing. look kid, you're probably really horny rn and can't get any of the good sites because they're blocked. i've been there, whether you're at home or at school. just keep searching, young padawan. you'll find a site eventually. let the horny guide you
alex: hey bro can you tell me where you get "the stuff"
steven: don't worry i gotchu homie all the good porn is on the hub. and google. but just use bing and you'll be ok.
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