Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.

I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021

Non-boner-y

The lack of sexual reaction a man has to a non-binary woman.

When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.

by OlFriar April 13, 2021

BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.

Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!

by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021

Boner

What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)

Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED

by The Name Is Not Taken May 6, 2021

Boner Bubble

Having to fart while your having sex...

"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"

by MitchMatch September 9, 2012