dead snake

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)

Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.

by Big Tys December 6, 2023

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

Dead

When your being very serious ! used on the east-coast mainly

“ i dead don’t see what’s funny”
“ you being deadass”
“ i’m being dead serious”

by __sosokayy November 8, 2018

D.I.E...DEAD

When you're trying to spell and can't, and you say DIE DEAD.

Im "D.I.E...DEAD", my husband got HIV.

by LoGic FCMS September 12, 2020

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

dead rat

A medium-sized, long-tailed rodent with no pulse and a low body temperature.

"I jumped on my pet rat, now it's a dead rat"

by supersmart69 May 2, 2021