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coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
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TRE'CRAY

When something or a situation is "so crazy" it's Crazy to the third degree.
Man... that chick is hella TRE'CRAY!!

I can't believe what went down last night; that sh*t was TRE' CRAY!!
by Cele§t!al_P∆§§ee February 27, 2025
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Eats Crayons

"Eats Crayons" is a insult aimed at attacking Australians on the NDIS (A Government program that supports Australians with significant disabilities). The insult is often used by generation-alpha as a sledge or insult against their friends. The phrase implies a level of stupidity, disability or lack of mental cognition.
Look at Joe. You can tell he Eats Crayons.
by WindowsEdge February 1, 2026
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Im crayon

A term first used in ugly streamer "Yusuf7n" chat by a unknown user who said "Ts so funny I'm crayon😭🖍️" The term later gained popularity In his chat sometimes used by his overweight and hideous mod by the name of "Dufib"
Ts so funny im crayon😭🖍️
by yusuf7nloverandhater June 24, 2025
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Granola Crayola

A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.
by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025
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Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner
Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall
by Donald P. September 26, 2025
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Flat Crayon

Someone that is not very intelligent
"Wouldn't you agree that Madison is a flat crayon?"
by Flat Crayon January 2, 2026
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