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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Cracked

Angel is cracked!
by Hungry.bish March 11, 2023
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Cracks my grahams

to make one feel angry

Commonly used in southern areas.
Jhonny is still gloating about winning air hockey. If he cracks my grahams one more time he's gonna loose an arm.
by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018
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1 cubic crack

a measurement of specifically illegal sugar that you melt with a spoon

typically used by people named bennett
hey bennett, are you on that 1 cubic crack pack again!!?!?!?!??!!?11/1/!?!?!!?!?'2;
by the large man April 8, 2022
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crack a reddy

I am about to go crack a reddy.
by Envieux December 26, 2020
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Crack Head

Usually when someone is mad at you and there have anger issues
Bro why would you do that you are and l mans and a "Crack Head".
by dallasigw December 4, 2022
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don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.
Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.
by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020
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