text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013

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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

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Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

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Boner Sauce

The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.

That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce

by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024

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Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022

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the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020

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