Bird

Basically someone that’s kind of a bitch. They rarely come through on what they say they will. Sometimes a little sketchy or a hassle to deal with/make plans with.

Person 1: Yo see if (name) got some tree.
Person 2: Nahh, he’s a bird. I don’t fw him.

1: You tryna go chill with so and so?
2: Nahh, he’s a bird.

by Travioli96 June 19, 2018

Fuck bird

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.

e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."

by stefolt June 19, 2018

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Birds

A word that means a fast car that carries book cases usually driven by furries who like creampies (THE DIRTY MEANING OF CREAMPIES) who usually spend their time on pornhub looking for Reiji SAKAMAKI porn.

Look at those birds going on a red light!!!

by Birthday Sleepover Crew June 30, 2018

Bird

Most commonly used to describe a hot chick. The Nelk Boys

There's like 12 birds on the lake right now.

by Blakessketit July 14, 2018

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018