Garbanzo beans

Plan b.

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018

bean

another word for xanax bars

im gonna pop a bean tonight

by yooolllooooo June 13, 2018

Bean nerf

Someone who's a cheap loser that nobody likes

dude1:Landon is a bean nerf
dude2: Ikr I hate him so much

by hillbillysoap June 13, 2018

Beans

When a nigga wanna eat this what he turn to.

Guy in hospital bed, "I ain't feelin so good my nigga." Guy that is looking at other guy, "Eat beans, beans nutritious."

by anonymous399 June 15, 2018

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018