Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He's GAYbriel

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

Jesus

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty

Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis

by yezuuzu January 27, 2022

Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021

Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

by Kyshwore February 18, 2022

Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022