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Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story
Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat
by zWolffy June 9, 2020
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top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee May 16, 2014
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Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.
Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)
by mrer October 27, 2020
mugGet the Top Mostestmug.

ZZ Top

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?
by ty2trees March 4, 2023
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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Top yourself

Mark Renton : And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.
by Klepes June 12, 2023
mugGet the Top yourselfmug.

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