water soluble driving skills

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

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PWB (pile of water bottles)

when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room

i stayed in my room too long and drank so much water that i got PWB (pile of water bottles)

by kimkim January 8, 2021

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Dirty Water Hot Dog

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.

Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”

by Black Squirtle May 9, 2023

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Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.

"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"

by Ajjacka July 16, 2021

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