Sephora

A place where 9-12 year olds ruin skincare and testers and yell at workers and scream when they cannot get something

9 year old: MOM take me to Sephora!!
Mom: No samantha last time you broke 49 testers

by Livy the reezy March 19, 2024

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

Sephora Kid

A stereotype for gen-alpha girls usually below the age of 13 who shops at Sephora and buys skincare and makeup. A kid with a Stanley, wearing lululemon and aviator nation. Mostly goes to the Drunk Elephant station at Sephora to mess up the testers for the workers to clean. They despise Ulta.

My sister is a Sephora Kid, she goes to Sephora a lot!

by doglover13swiftie April 29, 2024

septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

septuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024