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Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes
Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!
by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025
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Irish Potato Famine

A famine that occurred in then English-controlled Ireland from the years 1845-1849. It resulted from a catastrophic food supply failure that approximately led to one million deaths, most commonly in the areas of County Kerry, County Cork, and County Limerick.
by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
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Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024
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