Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.
Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.
Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.
by Hanie123 December 6, 2009
Get the Awkward Penis mug.A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.
"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"
"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"
"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"
by TELOS January 22, 2004
Get the e-penis mug.Exceptionally long appendage of the negro species. Stealing all the thickest white girls since 1863.
"I'm so sick of Negro Penis stealing all the baddies"
"I know man, my asian weiner is vastly inferior."
"BUT I LOVE NEGRO PENIS" -every starbucks and ugg wielding wildbooty sexpot ever
"I know man, my asian weiner is vastly inferior."
"BUT I LOVE NEGRO PENIS" -every starbucks and ugg wielding wildbooty sexpot ever
by Br(i?)an the mighty November 18, 2014
Get the Negro Penis mug.by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008
Get the leather penis mug.A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.
by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012
Get the bleached penis mug.A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 23, 2007
Get the penis flytrap mug.Penis theory is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain way that is attributable to nearly ALL men. These actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females would never act this way. This phrase is most often used in a negative aspect by females in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.
My husband wont stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".
by Future novelist July 20, 2011
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