Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

Chicken Potato

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.

Chicken Potato!

by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021