Three meat feast

The act of pleasuring a woman in her three main orifices, all within the same night: tongue, rump and loin.

I stayed in last night and enjoyed a three meat feast with the girlfriend.

by Mad Pierre March 26, 2010

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

Reverse meat necklace

A home-made necklace made of meat worn around ones neck, hanging to their back, in order to entice a canine to mount and have intercouse with the wearer.

Katie really is sick, she wears reverse meat necklaces to get the dogs to have their way with her!

by Rmn1234 September 18, 2016

Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.

"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"

by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019