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crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
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Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022
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Crack pussy

When a girl do crack, she has crack pussy
-Yo you know Eli I smashed her last night

-You she does crack right

-So
-She has crack pussy bro
by Sir capelot October 10, 2020
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Crack is hell itself

Crack is hell itself
Crack is hell itself
by Real Alberto July 18, 2022
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the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.
by sadtherealest August 3, 2022
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Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day
Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you
by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010
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