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Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
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The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”
by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025
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Fore Hair

The hair that grows directly from the center of a butt hole.
Hey babe, can you shave my fore hair? Yeah, that one, growing directly from my butt hole-Thanks!
by BAGintheWind November 26, 2025
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Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts
Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.
by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025
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Purple hairs

internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.
Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”
by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025
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butt hair combover

When a person doesn’t trim their butt hair and it gets so long it can be combed over their butt hole.
Trump looks like he has a butt hair combover.
by Papazesty January 7, 2026
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Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.
Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.
by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025
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