Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013
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by Gooner god January 23, 2012
Get the Lambrini Shits mug.Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012
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by sweet macadamia January 9, 2012
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We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.
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