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cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom
yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night
by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018
mugGet the cream n cookiesmug.

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.
I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately
by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022
mugGet the The Cream Normanmug.

Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior

A name that you can call someone who is a of Black Civil Rights Activist, who goons on a daily basis.
Nathan: Are you taking my rights away because I'm a brown boy who likes to goon to Dandy's World characters?
Ms. Kelly: You are a disgusting brown dirty Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior!
Nathan: Fuck Biggie
by nlongmire@cps.edu May 9, 2025
mugGet the Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Juniormug.

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.
Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
by harry crisp July 1, 2011
mugGet the front bottom creammug.

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
mugGet the The Artesian Ice Cream Machinemug.

Cream Cherry

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.
by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012
mugGet the Cream Cherrymug.

Cream of chicken

After busting a load in a girls mouth, she baby-bird feeds it back to you while eating chicken. The load is then swished around and swallowed.
Melanie gave John the ingredients for a cream of chicken.
by Micky maxwell February 11, 2023
mugGet the Cream of chickenmug.

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