Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

Crack Head

Ayanna

Ayanna is a Crack Head

by Kshsjrwtmynmwty November 13, 2019

crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info

im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,

by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack Cocaine Super Meth

when some is acting so stupid/high that you ask the question "are you on crack cocaine super meth"

Random dude "BRO HES 1 SHOT"
Bob " BRO WHAT ARE YOU ON CRACK COCAINE SUPER METH HE WASNT 1 SHOT"

by idk poob? May 8, 2022

crack head north

A lovely person

I saw crack head north the other day, what a great guy

by Niggeefaggot69 February 12, 2018