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Someone who is (or tries/works very hard to be) the most popular person on the forum or message board they frequent. Often, the Net Cack will attract other Net Cacks. It's easy to spot a Click of Net Cacks, because they often all stick together on every subject, attack people together - as a group, tend to have this energy of 'inside joke' in their posts, and/or are rude, obnoxious, stuck up, ignorant, and verbally abusive.

The Net Cack is usually quite unpopular in their real life, has very few real life friends, is hard to get a long with, and generally unhappy.

Often, the Net Cack is also morbidly overweight, and/or has a hideous appearance, leaving them with little opportunity to work their way up the social ladder in the real world. Thus, bringing them to the Internet, where everyone has the chance to be SOMEONE.
I was really enjoying that particular message board, until the blasted Net Cacks started taking over.
Net Cack by anonymous June 6, 2005
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crackwhore 

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.
crackwhore by HerzerMann June 11, 2004
Derogatory term for lower income Caucasians in the South. Also know as po' white trash. Usually make their living as sharecroppers.

Comes from grinding or "cracking" corn to use for cornmeal rather than buying cornmeal or flour at a store.

Not a saltine cracker.
Not a wealthy plantation owner.
Not a Massa crackin' de whip
The song:
Jimmy crack corn but I don't care....De Massa gone d'away

Out of the way, cracker!

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Cracker by b'cuz I can July 7, 2010
Not to be confused with the lower-case-initialled word, Cracker is a kick-ass police drama series from the UK starring Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid in the Potter movies) as a criminal psychologist in the employ of Her Majesty's Police. He is Scottish (of course) and grimly determined to have show-down after show-down with his wife over his additions to gambling, cigarettes and alcohol. Has a bit on the side with Sergeant Jane Penhaligon (whom he refers to as "Panhandle"), played by Geraldine Somerville (Lily Potter in the movies). He is deeply pessimistic and cynical and possessed of an ineluctable Celtic perception (sans tinsel and cliched stuff; think of the real Scotland) of the fundamental bleakness of the human condition. Sarcastic as hell. Unforgettable.
Oh, yes, the criminal cases are kind of interesting, too.
Did you catch Cracker on the tube the other night? Did you see the bit where Coltrane's smarmy colleague jumps off the roof?
Cracker by Fearman July 16, 2007

crackwhore 

A woman who's crack addiction is so bad that it is the only factor running her life and making decisions for her. She cannot hold a job -- not even as a stripper -- and is forced to do the ONLY thing she can do for money... sucking and fucking. And she is sickened when she thinks about where she has ended up and does it all over again to get her fix so she can forget for a few hours... and then again... and again... life is absolutely miserable between fixes and the only time she thinks clearly, rationally and for HERSELF is shortly after she starts smoking up.
I'd love to kill all the worthless pieces of shit who have ever been involved in the process of turning a girl into a crackwhore.
I fell in love with a crackwhore (before I really knew she was one).
Don't ever try to help a crackwhore... she can only help herself.
crackwhore by Not Available December 3, 2003

cracking a sad 

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.
This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")
cracking a sad by sunshineme June 19, 2009