cat prank

Something mischievous done by a cat.

An unpleasant oily or volatile biochemical substance produced or believed to be produced by tomcats – probably from a misreading of Christopher Smart’s ‘My Cat Jeoffry’ (‘Jubilate Agno’ 1759-63), line 6: “For he rolls upon prank to work it in.”

“I don’t like this new After-Shave Balsam. It smells like cat prank.”

by Khuy-n-inpw June 29, 2009

cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

by Dead Tree Pride June 12, 2009

Warm Cat

The direct opposite of a cool cat Commonly used whenever the intent is to say that one is not a cool cat, but the hurting of that one's feelings is not desired. The expression leaves the victim confused, and allows the speaker to enjoy both having insulted the person and confused them, making any argument on the subject virtually impossible.

Joe Shmo: "Hey, do you think I'm a cool cat?"

Jay Shmay: "Nah man, you'se a warm cat."

Joe Shmo: "Oh, well, thanks?"

Jay Shmay: "Hehe"

by Wahrmcaht January 5, 2011

Reverse Cat

When you have fallen asleep cuddling with your girlfriend and she sneaks out really slow, not to wake you. Opposite what a cat would do, sneaking in slowly to get on your lap.

I don't know, I just woke up and Sophie was gone. I didn't even notice her leave, she must have done a reverse cat on me.

by DFA, bitches October 8, 2011

cat dapurdy

1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks

2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.

ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her

dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy

dude 1:huh?

dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"

ex. 2

dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper

dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy

by dave April 14, 2005

relax the cats

Chill out, Calm down

hey man stop freakin out relax the cats

by hashster February 19, 2009

Cat Sanctuary

A safe haven for cats usually run by old men who have no hope for the future and are forever alone with nobody to keep them company except for those cats who will soon grow old and pass without him. Sad thing, cat sanctuaries.

Also known as a place where hopes and dreams are either fulfilled or killed

"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh... I run a cat sanctuary"

by katface January 31, 2014