Ben Smith

Ben Smith is an amazing man! Some may call him Batman, because he's like the dark night and tries to stay incognegro. I, however, call him Superman ... because he got hit by an F-150 going 42 miles an hour and bounced off that bitch like he's made of steel!! His swag is incommensurable and his penis is WAY too big for his body. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the one he loves. He takes his hits and keeps on moving. He ain't afraid of nothing!! You don't believe me? FAFO BABY!!! P.S. he's probably 5 Finger Death Punches biggest fan.

See that man Ben Smith over there? No? That's cause he's incognito!!

by The Bad Guys Girl December 22, 2025

Ben

Much like the force to a Jedi, a Ben uses ketamine to channel his metaphysical and ubiquitous power to accomplish many things. Most of which involve procuring rare rollerblades, formulating supplements, and rendering unicorns soggy in their under carriage

A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.

Person 1: Did you see Ben go into a K-hole at EDC?

Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye

by Klitkommander666 November 22, 2021

Ben

a sexy beast that fucks everything in his path, a ben is usually 6,4 and has a massive cock, a ben is super strong and could solo the rock in a fight

i got beat by ben
good

by dogegamer69 November 22, 2021

Ben

The type of person to overcompensate for being gay by becoming unironically homophobic. He simps over girls who cheat on him and is convinced that girls find car guys attractive. Also calls females bro when he gets nervous around them.

Evan: “Should he invite Ben?”
Jackson: “Naw he’s locked down. Did you see that promise ring on his finger yesterday?”

by 4DoorsMoreWhores699 November 22, 2021

Ben Kramer

A world famous chic chic that is vegan and loves animals. Cool hair and nose.

He is such Ben Kramer!

by OnlineC November 22, 2021

Ben

Ben is a wham sandwich.

What would you like for lunch? A wham sandwich please. Like Ben the wham sandwich.

by Vladimirshootin November 22, 2021

Ben Tom George

Is someone with three first names you can trust. He doesn't like dictionaries define the kind of person he is. While you may have taken the time to look up your own name, he went a step further and defined his own destiny.

Ben Tom George believe it takes more than a dictionary to define a person.

by Furclown November 23, 2021