Wet

Wet, an adjective which describes someone as acting or appearing to be gay/homosexual. Often used in British slang.

Saltis: Omg that guy is so freaking wet, I rate that

by LilSqueezy September 21, 2017

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 3, 2017

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

dank wet meme

Very dank and wet and a mene

Dank wet meme is savage

by Sweatypotato69 May 20, 2017

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017