ur boyfriend

your boyfriend is the love of ur life waiting to be there forever, he loves you sm. he wants to have ur baby. dont let him have a girl best friend the dick will fall for her! overall hes ur rat
ur boyfriend annoying

ugh ur all over him
by thestarofTiktok December 07, 2020
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ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.
Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*
by alien_god March 16, 2018
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Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 27, 2022
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ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
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clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie
clinched ur nose - to not lie fully
by recool August 11, 2011
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