Ur Mom

A common type of joke used by mainly 9-14 year old kids but in some cases older people have used it it’s a impeccable roast that’s hard to comeback from

Boy 1: your stupid

Boy 2: ur mom is stupid

Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy 1: *crying
Boy 2: *has all the bitches

by Poopytime23 June 11, 2021

Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person

Ur internet bro ur wierd

by .imright June 11, 2021

Ur mom

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

by ykifw808 June 16, 2021

Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

ur gay

ur just gay you know?

hey ur gay

ur gay too

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021