box blonde

A box blonde is a stupid hoe who's natuaral hair color is not blonde, but wants to embody the "blondes have more fun" facade. But the hoe too cheap so she uses shitty box dye, fucks up her hair, and now goes around with a somehow bigger ego.
"That box blonde is really stupid."

"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."

"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."
by FeatherWeather February 10, 2017
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Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule
Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy
by Joe Clabough September 04, 2008
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shitter in a box

1.)N a portable toilet in shape of a litter box in which chris mcgowan uses
2.)V the act of a guy who shits in a girls mouth
Dont go pull a shitter in a box, leave that up to chris.
by anonymous February 24, 2004
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tittie box

Someone who is really immature and rude.
taylor, stop being such a tittie box!
by youngx3reckless December 08, 2007
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Mad Box

Literally "good vagina". A term used to describe a girl who is good in bed, or more loosely, a girl one wishes to fuck. Commonly used by teenage boys to describe girls that they wish they had had sex with, but who are in reality way out of their league.
Tom: How hot is Jane?
Sam: Yeah she's mad box.
Tom: Have you been there?
Sam: Nah, I wish.
by Lalalalalalalalalalalalala. January 28, 2011
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chocolate box raider

1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out

2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o

"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
by takeajake69 January 13, 2009
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box you up

Someone that wants to slap you very very hard in the face
Listen, when i see you im gonna box you up”
by QueenTeen12 April 20, 2019
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