“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
Get the Townie Brainmug. An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.
It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.
by Konk miester August 23, 2020
Get the Sitcom brainmug. by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020
Get the Shit for brainsmug. “You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.
by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022
Get the brain shellmug. /snärk breɪnd/ • adjective
1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.
2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.
2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.
by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025
Get the Snark Brainedmug. A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
Get the Brain dead momentmug. “Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”
by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022
Get the headache brainmug.