two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats
two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind
by kaka bin September 11, 2020
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the two crew

a completely siick youtube production company featuring chase and rachelle as the lead entertainers
"dude did you see the new video from the two crew?"
"yeah it was hella siick; they both know jesus"
"yeah fo sho, i think chase is the hotter one."
"fo sho"
by chasethebrilliant January 04, 2009
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Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.
I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.
by pandakeith September 08, 2017
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Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.
Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.
by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 November 21, 2015
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Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.
Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."
by Doctor Poops April 13, 2017
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Postal Two

Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.

Or something to that effect.
"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"

or:

"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."
by Mr.Trails124 November 18, 2023
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