stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017

full stick friday

The Friday after 4/20 is national xanax day or more commonly known as Full Stick Friday. This is where you take a full stick, minimum of 2 MG of xanax.

-"Yo how high did you get on 420?"
-"Not as high as I'm about to get for full stick friday, lets go abuse xanax."

-"Hey grandpa happy full stick friday"

-"Just popped two sticks, call me jeter"

by hankappahan June 4, 2016

Pogo Stick Holder

1. A woman's vagina.

2. The box a dick comes in.

Man..... Shannon got kicked right in the pogo stick holder.

by Murphé September 7, 2016

Get stick buggled

To get stick buggled means you become one with the stick bugs and are forced to worship them the rest of your life

Get stick buggled

Get stick buggled lul litty dab peace fam boiii

by Stick buggle boi September 12, 2020

Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

Red sticks guy

That good man with the red sticks at the airport.
He always helps but he keeps to himself.
He is like batman.
He keeps Lele pons away from the airport and i respect that.
He played batman in the dark knight.

O my god is that the red sticks guy he has come to save us from Lele pons.

by Bill hog da meme October 1, 2020