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Hug em n run Express

Nov 13th Is National hug your crush and speed your way out you have to Atleast do it 5 times on that day If not your crush then your bff
Hi *Hugs and runs*
Crush-........... wha-
Hug em n run express is just hugging the person and running
by XxItsmehXx November 12, 2019
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Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.
"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"
by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017
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Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019
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Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
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run through

when a girl has had a high body count
by Nemo_o October 24, 2023
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hoon run

to go on a trip with your bros and your hos, usually for like more than a week to somewhere you havent been before
Yo brah, lets go on a hoon run down to florida, ill bring my hos and you can bring yours.
by J-J-J-J-ugganot October 1, 2007
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